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It's another day at the flaming pit of misery, but I'm actually in a good mood. You might want to record the date, this happens so rarely. Why am I in a good mood? Perhaps it is because it is Thursday and my week in hell is almost over. Maybe it's because I got my hair dyed last night and actually LOVE it. (It's a dark red, with violet undertones). Or maybe it's because I found out that when I die, I'm going to the 7th level of hell. Heh, can't be worst than the pit! Anyhoo, this is how I came to that conclusion.
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.html
And this is what I got:
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
I feel very good about myself now. :) Go ahead, take the test. Let me know where you ended up! hehehe
As for what else is going on, not much new. Things are actually pretty quiet on the home front. Work still sucks, but I got through the busy period ok. This is getting a little long, so I might as well wrap it up for now. Laters!
It's another day at the flaming pit of misery, but I'm actually in a good mood. You might want to record the date, this happens so rarely. Why am I in a good mood? Perhaps it is because it is Thursday and my week in hell is almost over. Maybe it's because I got my hair dyed last night and actually LOVE it. (It's a dark red, with violet undertones). Or maybe it's because I found out that when I die, I'm going to the 7th level of hell. Heh, can't be worst than the pit! Anyhoo, this is how I came to that conclusion.
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.html
And this is what I got:
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
I feel very good about myself now. :) Go ahead, take the test. Let me know where you ended up! hehehe
As for what else is going on, not much new. Things are actually pretty quiet on the home front. Work still sucks, but I got through the busy period ok. This is getting a little long, so I might as well wrap it up for now. Laters!
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